ichormaze:

if shes your girl why is she on the floor wailing in unison with me and six or seven other flower crowned empathy maidens?

(via defin8lyhetero)

thortiddies:

thortiddies:

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

(via fallinginwonderland13)

kieraplease:

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

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hitmewthatgayshit:

feetpicdealer:

turbofoxes:

thetruecaesar:

iplaytolosebitch:

someone add autism

added autism and a couple more

(via reptiliankids)

abhorrent-elms:

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

(via dejanintendo)

alicatchrist:

mama-green:

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes?
it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge?
it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke?
gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

(via smorelly)

resident-sourwolf:

My Murderer : Any last words?

Me: Hey Alexa, play africa by Toto.

(via spongebobssquarepants)